A Merry Christmas Gift to a Bill

Selected e-mails from a good friend who adds spice in our Inbox with his e-mails of his own anecdotes, humor and political views ...

Enjoy a selected, collection of your briliant 1 line to several lines of amusing remarks.

THE DAILY BILL:  "laugther and a minute break a day...keeps the wrinkles away!"

Keeps us young like you!

"And For You, Sir?"

Talk about Camelot all you want but - good Democrat though I may be - I am incensed  that John Kennedy demoted former President Harry S. Truman to a mere waiter at his inaugural soiree.   BILL

This is Why White House Press Secretary is SUCH a Challenging Job

Obama Accepts Transparency Award In Private

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama accepted an award for making the government more open and transparent – presented to him behind closed doors with no media coverage or public access allowed.

John Wooden's "Pyramid of Success"

I have to admit; I was truly surprised to see “Steady High” on this pyramid.   BILL

Say What You Will About North Korea's Kim Jong-il...

… the dude was funny as hell in “The Hangover.”

BILL

I Used To Work For Mrs. Fields

She fired me as head of marketing for this campaign:

“Ginger Snaps!  Movie Star Slays Six in Bloody Island Rampage”

BILL

Try This Some Time

Next time someone says “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone,” step up and say “That would be me.”  This little gem has gotten me belly laughs at every stoning I have ever attended.

BILL