Ledger Domain

As an Oscar devotee, I took great offense at Heath Ledger’s cavalier snub of the Academy Sunday night by not showing up to receive his Best Supporting Actor Oscar, marring an otherwise pleasant evening and rendering it, if I may be so bold, a dark night for all who bore witness to this graceless gesture.  Perhaps he thought he was above it all; I don’t know.  Either way, it was the height of crassness.  Who does this joker think he is?!?  Trust me: as Hollywood has a long memory, I can safely state that he will never work in this town again.

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Two degrees of separation

Seriously!  My brother just emailed then called me.  He just shook the President’s hand.  He’s a bus driver for tour groups, etc. and today was driving around the White House Press Corp and guess who temporarily stepped aboard?

(I‘m not joking.  In fact, I thought HE was so I asked him to call me.)

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The Two Billls

The other day I was beside myself with anger.  Sure enough, I glanced to my left and there I was.

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