Oscar Minor Whine

A buddy of mine was working this year’s Oscars and he said they were going to have a brain storming session on how to keep the show from running long and did I have any suggestions.  I replied: “Get a 94 year old stroke survivor using a cane to present.”   Next thing I know, I’m watching Kirk Douglas! 

Dude, I was only joking!

BILL

Rebel Without an Upper Lip

Using the latest computer technology, scientists have determined that, if James Dean (1931 – 1955) were alive today, he would look exactly like this:

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 think we can all agree it’s better that he died.          BILL