It Was BOUND to Happen!!!

Already, some of my married friends have filed for divorce in the last couple days, their once solid matrimonial pairing crumbling beneath the sheer, colossus-like weight of New York’s recent approval of same sex marriage.  How many more heterosexual unions must be torn asunder before we rightfully defend traditional marriage against such relentless attacks?  To the ramparts, friends!!!

BILL

RE: My Weiner Whine

(Let’s face it; I’m ahead of my time…    BILL)

NEWS ITEM:  A former porn actress who said she exchanged emails and messages over Twitter with New York Rep. Anthony Weiner said Wednesday that he asked her to lie about their online communications.

Ginger Lee said she and Weiner exchanged about 100 emails between March and June, beginning after Lee posted a supportive statement about the congressman on her blog. She said they mostly discussed politics, but he would often turn the conversation to sex.

"'I have wardrobe demands too. I need to highlight my package,'" Weiner wrote Lee, in an email read aloud at the news conference by Lee's attorney, Gloria Allred.

From: Bekkala, Bill
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 2:21 PM
Subject: My Weiner Whine
Importance: Low

I have but one thing to say now that all the women who playfully sexted with Anthony Weiner for months are beginning to emerge from the shadows:  “You’re on Ms. Allred!”

BILL