As a lifelong liberal, i.e. one bent on destroying America, the time has come for me to finally start cutting back on my hours. As you can well imagine, bringing down a country, especially a lumbering behemoth like the USA, is a time-consuming endeavor, one fraught with endless weekend work and frequent sleep deprivation, the latter in particular having taken a nasty bite out of my usually chipper mood. This being so, I will no longer be able to help any of my friends or family move.
Sorry for any inconvenience and thank you for understanding.
BILL
