Monday, November 14, 2011

A Veterans Day Memory

Many of you don’t know this but I lost my Grandpa Willie at Normandy.  The senile old coot was staggering about the crosses and soon enough got himself so disoriented I lost him.  Me?  I was pretty hammered at the time so I guess it was as much my fault as his.  Story has a happy ending though.  With the help of a surprisingly helpful and very pretty young French woman I eventually found him.  An hour after she left though I noticed my wallet was gone.  Oh well.  Viva La France….

BILL

Thursday, November 10, 2011

In My Ongoing Effort to Spend Eternity in Hell

I think it would be altogether fitting if “Smokin’ Joe” Frazier were cremated.

BILL